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Hola! I have been what *counts on my fingers* MIA for 3 months? Go Me! How's everybody? And by everybody I mean the two people who will actually read this. Lol, I GRADUATED!!!!!!
I have a new job as creative director and my pay is insane...BUT I GRADUATED!!!! Lol, the job is doing something I love to do which if you haven't notice it would involve either sex or drinking Pepsi. Well Pepsi is in the south so my next best bet was sex. I am creative director of The 3rd best sex club in the united states. Fuck Yeah! Guess how much money I made yesterday? Lol, I wont tell but its really cool. I might post some web layouts that I have done. Maybe some cards I have done for other things but not my stuff for work.
Listen to Kerli! Play alot of Coheed and Cambria. Thats my rant Ladies and Gent (in other words Niko) Well I am off!
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Welcome Home

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So I have been playing rock band and I love Welcome Home by Coheed and Cambria. I was first introduced to them by a guy from work but I didn't fall in love with them until this song. Sadly their concert already passed but I heard that the lead singer played with his teeth!!!!!!
I saw St. Vincent in concert and it was pretty awesome!!!!! She is so cute and in the middle of her set she dismisses her band and played the songs by herself and inbetween songs she would crack jokes. She was actually really funny and very polite. Her voice is more amazing in person and her skills are just awesome!!!!!!!!!!!
In other news I have become one of those people who only post journals and never art work. Lol, the sad part is I have stuff to post its just all video and all not music. My motion graphics class has given me a total of 12 or more pieces. So I could just post them all here but none of the music is mine. I just finished another motion graphics piece just yesterday. So much EFFORT!
I gotta get my stuff ready before March 21st or something like that. I have something that I am applying for and thats the due date...maybe.
So my ultimate social life is still booming. I have to calm down with that but for some reason I hit this semester and I panic! I may never see some of these people again...oh no! So I have been hanging out with everyone I think I still spend the most time with my replacement Katie. Its just really brutal to realize that this is that chance that you have talked about your whole life. Doing all those crazy things and now you can do it except you have a ton of hw.
I have been getting crazy with my sexual banter though. I literally drew smut pictures of my project and turned them in. Teacher wasn't so proud but I sold it with my knowledge of sex. How odd. Lol.
I hope everyone is good and I am off to play more Coheed and Cambria on rock band.

You could've been all I wanted
But you weren't honest
Now get in the ground
You choked off the surest of favors
But if you really loved me
You would've endured my world

Well you're just as I presumed
A whore in sheep's clothing
Fucking up all I do
And if so here we stop
Then never again
Will you see this in your life

Hang on to the glory at my right hand
Here laid to rest is our love ever longed
With truth on the shores of compassion
You seem to take premise to all of these songs

You stormed off to scar the armada
Like Jesus played letter,
I'll drill through your hands
The stone for the curse you have blamed me
With love and devotion, I'll die as you sleep
But if you could just write me out
To neverless wonder... happy will I become
Be true that this is no option,
So with sin I condemn you
Demon play, demon out!

Hang on to the glory at my right hand
Here laid to rest is our love ever longed
With truth on the shores of compassion
You seem to take premise to all of these songs

One last kiss for you
One more wish to you
Please make up your mind girl...
I'd do anything for you
One last kiss for you
One more wish to you
Please make up your mind girl...
Before I hope you die
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In Honor of "Guess what day is so annoying and every lame -wad is going to come up with some magical gift to get themselves because everyone who is dating someone is a selfish twat" Lol, let me restate that. I love valentines day and in no sarcastic joking way either. For some reason its one of those holidays for me that even if I don't have anyone I still feel love. Its kind of the idea of I still have my friends and all that jazz. Sure if my bed is empty so be it but at least there is that little part of me that cherishes that moment of valentines day even when I don't have a valentine.
So with that aside everyone have a good one. We all put so much effort into holidays and its better when just in a random day someone comes up to and gives you a gift and there is a kiss on the cheek exchanged.
IN other news I am so out there at the moment. My school work is a bit more than I intended it to be. I expected my last semester to be fan-chicken-finger-licking-tastic but it is turning out to be more work than I thought. I have never spent 13 hours on a project and I have never had the teacher the project was for still tear it apart. His exact quote to me was "This is what separates student work from professional work." And in that moment it was as if he was a god standing over me with a trident and wind blowing in his hair. The only response I had was "So be more anal?????"
Its taking everything in me from dropping that class. It is the only class I don't need to graduate this semester and it is also the only class taking up hours of my time. But i need that extra push and criticism to try harder and push myself to work as if there is no end to the world. I don't know what trying hard will look like for me since I haven't done it in a while but boy am I dreaming.
I need to build a portfolio and also a new website and keep going from there. I am going to use my avatar as my logo and the only problem with that is the fact that it is two men kissing and not everyone in the world is okay with that.
I've got the first scene of my final animation completely drawn out for my animatic that is due for presentation on Friday so all I have to do is get the other scenes completely worked out.  Typing this feels like I am not really typing anything just splurting out random information that doesn't really matter because it is keeping me from doing all of my work.
Oh yeah and the title of this journal is from a story. So for the emo individuals out there or the romantics who feel romance isn't there way I am sure you will enjoy it.
I will try to find a positive one to counteract this one so that way v-day is officially headed off both ways...

When Jupiter Met Saturn
When Jupiter met Saturn she fell in love. Jupiter found herself in awe of Saturn and upon coming close to each other they caused a ripple on the others surface. With every cycle around the sun Jupiter was never close enough. Jupiter wanted to touch Saturn and so she began to grab pieces of the galaxy around her building beautiful rings. With each cycle Jupiter and Saturn became closer but still barely touching because when Jupiter met Saturn she met something she could never have.
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WHEEEEEEEE! I went down to good old Petersburg, Kentucky today with my friends and let me tell you what I saw. DINOSAURS! Lol, yes it was in a museum but get this it was in the Creationism Museum.
Okay so for those kids who don't know "creationism" (this is my definition if you want a real one google it) anyway creationism is the idea that god created all life and that evolution is indeed poop on a stick.
So I basically went to this museum to laugh because the kicker of this museum is the idea that Dinosaurs were on Noah's Ark. So just a quick brush up on the Noah thing. God tells Noah there is going to be a flood and it will cover the earth and Noah needs to build this beautiful ark and then put two of every animal on it. BUT!!!! In this tale Noah puts Dinosaurs on the arc as the quote says "All 50 species". Lol, there are more species of dino's then that but lets indulge this idea why don't we. So anyway Noah loads up the boat dino's and all and what basically happens is they die. They turn into myths and legends about "dragons" which is the video portion of the museum we didn't get to see but supposedly dinosaurs are dragons and god invented those too.
So the only reason why dinosaurs are never mentioned in the bible because the word dinosaur wasn't invented until 1851.
LOL! Now this is a laugh riot. And I am sorry if I am offending anybody with this but I have to tell the tale.
While reading some of the signs in there I was filled a certain joy that only someone who believes in evolution could feel. NO FACTS!. How can this be a museum and have no facts. The only thing I saw that was a fact was that dinosaurs did exist and that mankind was a species. LOL!!!!!!! So anyway good old Katie stops at one of the dino-bones and happens to notice its put together wrong. Its a museum and nothing is accurate.
Positives of the museum where that the dinos moved and I got to laugh. Also Eve was a hottie. Victoria's exact quote was "Its like she could win America's Next Top Model next week." The evil serpent was so well sculpted. Also all of the wall paintings were beautifully done. I took pictures of the models of the arc because these scenes were astounding.
In other news my x-mas was good. Mum and pop pop spent all their money on themselves this year and thats okay when considering they spent 22+ years on me and my sister. I gots money from me grams which I then used to go see "No Country For Old Men" Loved every second of it. To be exact lets do a movie tally...
I saw :
Sweeny Todd: 2 times
Awake: 1
No Country For Old Men: 2 times
Yeppers anyway I spent most of December in the movie theaters.
I watched Jesus Camp today and let me tell you I worry about whats coming in the next 10 years. We are building a war in 20 different ways and this one scares me the most. If you are having kids, have kids, or plan to have kids please give them the best gifts you can give them. Your love and a choice.
Let them have a mind to think and be their own. Teach them something without having to threaten to beat them every time they fail or tell them they aren't good enough because they can't believe in what you believe in. Support them for who they are and what they are because no matter how screwed up things are they are still that tiny part of you. They are that extra piece of your dna.
I remember I got into a heated discussion with my ex about me having to hide my video games from my kids(which I don't have any) if wanted her not to cuss in front of them and in all honesty none of the video games I own curse. What are my kids going to do? Dance to change the world because I've been playing Space Channel 5? The only way to die in that game is with a beat and poor memory skills. Lol,  I guess what I am seeing now is far more insane then guitar hero or the whole dead or alive fighting game.
*clears throat*
I also got crushed a few times at work but it was okay. Last year was far worse and I didn't think about killing people in a massive chain of violence and sex. I got new cd's but none worth mentioning. School starts next week.And my Clemsicon Winter tour has taken me to Detroit, Cleveland, Akron, Indiana, Kentucky, and we drove through Cinn too.  So yeah. I guess with this being the closing of my winter tour I did damn good for myself. With the upcoming months I am going to a ton of concerts so get ready for those journals weeeeee.
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So my mind has been melting and a pulsing vibration of a certain asian woman's voice has been ringing in my head. GLORIOUS!!! A shot at love with Tila Teqiula. This show is the best mind numbing experience ever*clears throat*
So I am out of school for winter break which means I spent all of yesterday bar hoping with friends. Me and Victoria started off by eating at Union Station and then moving are way down high street. We went to this bubble teat thing which was disgusting. Sorry lovers of anime but it was these gelatin balls of no flavor rushing up this huge straw into your mouth. I mean thats porn material right there. So then SHE decided we should do some drinking. I wanted to go see I am Legend but i guess drinking is cooler than will smith...maybe?
So anyway we end up at Skully's and she does the one thing I can't stand "Clem you're a light weight." WHOA! Lol, is that a challenge? I decided to order some food so of course I don't mix alcohol with my meals I am more of a pop person when it comes to that. So then we both just get out of control. We end up strutting down high street and we start bar hoping. We some how end up outside of my apartment and walk into the Carabar. As we go in there I start a tab. I know its getting close to x-mas and spending money on booze is a shame but I couldn't control myself. 3 armaretto sours later and I was all about life. My phone starts ringing and its Hambone and he says he is going to Skully's for ladies 80's night. We both laugh and I tell him we just left there and Victoria grabs the phone from me. She asks him if he has a fiance and if he had a girlfriend and then she adds not that I am trying to sleep with you. I take my phone back and tell him "She has mentioned before that she would like to. She punches me so hard so almost falls off the bar stool. We start playing a word game on the bar's like game machine and its awesome. I stumble into my house completing my night out and pass out. When I woke back up I was getting a call from work to come in and I gladly said "Sure". I really didn't feel like spending the whole day alone watching Tila Tequila.
While watching that show though I did have revelations of my own...
Anyway after work I ask Ray if he wants to see I am Legend. And he says yes here comes Anthony with his whole you never hang out with me thing. So I turn to server Katie and I say "Would you like to go see a movie with me sometime." She smiles and squeezes my arm and says "I'd love to". I turn back to Anthony and say "I'm sorry it seems I am still busy.
So anyway the movie was ...cool but cooler than the word cool. I freaked out once and kind of left the movie in a somber mood. I wasn't excited and I wasn't pumped I was just existing.
My month improved big time but it still ended with some bumps. I almost lost my aunt which was insane and my floor got fixed but now every time I take a shower the floor fills up with water. But I am not complaining I am happy that everything worked out. Now to find some food because I am hella hungry.
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